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I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE THIS BUT THIS IS MY FIRST TIME SHARING A STORY. THIS IS A TWO-PART STORY OF ME GIVING MY FIRST "BLOWJOB" ON A CUCUMBER WHILE BEING A STRAIGHT MAN BUT MY SECOND WILL BE ME GOING ALL OUT WITH MY BUDDY ED AND MY GLORIOUS FIRST TIME. THIS IS IN ALL CAPS TO WARN YOU OF THE INTRODUCTION SO IF YOU WANT TO SKIP, GO DOWN TO "HOMEMADE DILDO" AND ENJOY :)

INTRO:
I was born in Long Beach, California on the west coast of the United States. I moved in and about the area growing up and decided to move out of my home when I turned 19 as I had been living with some family friends for a while, long story. After I moved out, I knew I needed a job and so I decided to work at a dealership in Cerritos because of a little experience I had with cars and just how cool they are.

Over the course of my work, I met a guy named Edgar who I'll just call "Ed." Ed would take the bus with me in the mornings and afternoons but we never talked much even though we went to the same place. One day I worked up the courage to talk to him at the stop going back home and we became ok friends. We didn't become "buddies" as the title implies until one day he told me he was having "issues" with rent and such so I invited him to move in with me and I would come to enjoy this friendship eventually, but things tend to escalate slowly.

See, I had always been straight my whole life, I love women and seeing straight porn until I started living with Ed and one day I snooped on his login in our home computer (yeah we were broke at the time, we shared one cheap PC). I went through his tabs and saw a website called XNXX (I had always been a Pornhub normie and felt like giving it a go). On the main page, there was a video called "two friends play around" and I clicked it thinking it was straight sex. I got confused and decided to quit the page and log off for him. But that video sparked something in me different, something that would have me wanting more later.

I left the dealer job and started working at a 24-hour CVS since they were laying off employees, luckily Ed kept his job and wouldn't ditch me since we had gotten close by then. Ed worked mornings and I worked nights. While Ed was off to work one day I started shopping for groceries at Food 4 Less and I began to pick out produce but soon I would pass by the cucumbers... I couldn't stop staring and I knew something was going on in my head but I wanted to suck something at the moment like you wouldn't even know. I thought it would be best to purchase some so I got 3 to not make it obvious what my intentions were. The 3 I bought were... large... thick... smooth... and just glorious cucumbers that measured about 12 inches each, yeah I got lucky that day. I jolted home and had about 5 hours before Ed got off his shift and I was just so EXCITED to go down on one of these monsters and I did..... This is my little gift of getting you to want to know what would happen next!

"HOMEMADE DILDO"
I told myself I was going to put everything away before I began. I organized everything in the fridge but left 3 items at the bottom of the bag for last. I took out one of the beastly, beautiful, thick, and smooth bulges of hunky bad-boy natures cock and felt the need to wrap my mouth on the tip in front of the open fridge to get the feel of how my mouth would feel the next hour or so and it was hard. The hunky son of a bitch that is boy nature was ready to make me suffer from his massive dick and my throat was not ready, he really made me his bitch! I got comfy, changed into some PJ's and put on a Kiara Mia giving Lexington Steele a blowjob so good that I knew I had to learn like her (i wasn't bisexual at the time needed this type of porn). I lay on the floor and took off my headphones with her slurping at full blast to imagine being her on Lexington's mamba.

I shoved my face onto this cucumber and started moving my head up and down slowly letting this thing possess my mouth and letting it call me it's bitch. I kept going and started gagging on this thing and my spit wrapping around it all like the pornos but this was my time to shine. My throat kept gagging and spitting and I assisted by moving up and down to the point where my eyes were red from giving this cucumber the head of his life. I kept going for over 20 minutes and was loving it, I kept imagining a white cock in my mouth and not Lex, I like a really long white dick but black dicks are fine too. It felt like me giving this lucky bastard top notch head and me sucking his cock so much that my mouth was pushing his monster to be more erect and me pushing my throat down to tame something I could not. I kept at it and I kept loving the rush and giving it a handjob and blowjob and wanting the feeling cum in my mouth, I wanted it so bad, I wanted a load on my face and I wanted it to be hot and creamy. I wanted it to be everything that's amazing when you feel the rush of having someone love you and wanting to be your daddy and how much you love them back by shoving their meat down your throat so much you feel their balls on your chin and open your eyes and see there face back, thinking this is the best thing they have ever done. I made my baby feel special, I made this cucumber feel special. Sadly it didn't arrive as cucumbers don't cum (READER, I REALLY WISH YOU WERE THERE TO BLOW YOUR LOAD ON ME, JUST PICTURE ME NEXT TIME YOU LONELY, I GOT YOU!). But I made do with the cucumber and my head game kept getting stronger so I kept sucking, and slurping and my pale face kept getting red from the heat of the moment as I kept on. After the 25 minute mark and replaying the video over and over, I could not take any more of just sucking with no climax. I knew I would never eat this cucumber so I was going to make the best use of it for my self-pleasure. I wanted to cum so badly from the heat of the moment so I rushed to my dick and started beating on my shaft hard as hell to squeeze some cum out and when it was time, I stood up over the garbage can to not stain the floor and have to clean up as much and cummed on my sloppy cucumber, rubbed the cum with my hands and then threw that bad boy back in my mouth on top of the kitchen counter.....

Let me tell you something, I have never tasted anything much more tasty in my life. I kept shoving that cummed cucumber in my mouth with all my might and it kept me gagging at full first trying to push it out but I didn't want it to stop, I wanted this moment forever and I want to find a real dick and take somebody else's load in my mouth, chin, face. Some steamy, delicious cum all over me. I knew it was time for me to start flirting with my really close roommate now and I would. Ed, I love you, buddy, thank you for letting me share these stories. Reader, I hope you enjoyed this and you better cum harder because next, I'm going to share my first time.... stay tuned.