Ass pumped by platoon

I had taken a hike on the moors early in my summer vacation from college and before starting with a job. I had got used to doing things alone just as I was used to being a bit different in certain ways.

I had little success with girls because both my manner and my body were not really manly enough and the guys saw me as a ‘dandy’ so most didn’t want to be seen with me for fear of being branded gay.

Was this the reason why I was walking over desolate moorland with a shirt and shorts in a plastic bag and me completely in the nude? Well I suppose in a way, but I loved the feeling of cool air all around my body and especially that feeling when you balls and cock swing freely as you jog in the cool breeze. I would imagine silly things like people looking at me out of passing aircraft high above but way out of range. I think it was really because I knew I had a beautiful body and I was in some way in love with myself.

It was lovely to lie in an exposed spot and masturbate as if the whole world could see. I always carried a couple of my favourite dildos which I would shove up my bum so I got a huge orgasm as I jerked off over the soft green grass. I would fantasize about a some of the big muscular guys I had met at college.

I had never seen anyone else on these moors and put it down to the fact that they were officially designated as military training areas. In some places there were warning notices.

On this particular day it was about 4pm and I had been on the moors for about six hours and was finding my way back to my lodgings. I had stopped near a large boulder on an exposed area of moorland to look at the map and perhaps masturbate myself.

The sun was shining through a heat haze and there was very little wind so it was easy to spread the map out.

“Lost your way mate?” came a voice very close beside me.

It gave me a huge fright then I looked around and saw that I was amid a whole group of heavily camouflaged soldiers. I felt so annoyed that I hadn’t seen them. I just couldn’t believe how I had walked right into their midst like this..

Grabbing my shorts and shirt in a state of near panic I put them on back to front and inside out in my haste, much to the amusement of the squaddies. At that moment a sergeant guy appeared as if from nowhere.

“What are doing here? Don’t you know the public are prohibited from walking in this area when manoeuvres are in operation?”

“I’m sorry I didn’t know” I said rather weakly and wondering if he had seen me in the nude too. “I didn’t see any signs”

“I suggest that’s because you hadn’t looked!”. I could not quite make out his manner; was he going to be officious or just taking the opportunity for a bit of fun at my expense. 

“Anyway as you may or may not be aware, no doubt in your case not!, we are at this present time subject to new security regulations which we are now obliged to enforce.” ‘Here we go’ I thought, it is officialdom and he’s enjoying it. He also liked the sound of his own voice especially when quoting words he didn’t fully understand. He looked a definite case of all brawn and few brains.

“My duty is to ascertain whether or not your presence poses a security threat to person or persons at any location incipient to this present time.” he went on.

He soon produced the two dildos which was all that remained in the plastic bag.

“Not bombs I hope!” He said to the great delight of the squaddies. “Right you’re going to have to get your kit off mate because circumstances like this require me to conduct a detailed intimate examination of yourself. I’m afraid there’s not much privacy but we’re all broad minded if you know I mean”.

“He’s already been naked sir, he didn’t have a stitch on when he first got here, but he put his pants on once he saw us” said a squaddy.

“Right well you won’t mind pulling them down again for the benefit of the rest of us. Or what I mean is to carry out a proper investigation.” I wondered how far this was going and whether his slight slip of the tongue meant he was getting excited. I soon found out!

“Wow quite a Dandy aren’t we aye?!” he said running his hand over my bare bottom. “Take your pants right off, bend over that rock and spread your legs apart.” this was because I was standing with my pants just above my knees.
“For your information this procedure what I am going to do to you is called a Rectal Examination. In ordinary talk it’s to see if you’re hiding anything up your ass-hole.”

“Right two of you step forward Private Parks and Private Hemmings (all names are fictitious). Each stand on either side of his ass and placing your hand firmly on the nearest buttocks draw them apart as much as you can”. 

I couldn’t believe this was happening to me. At this stage and throughout everything that happened from now on my only fear was that they would let me go! I loved the attention they were giving to my bottom. Surely they were doing this for sex I hoped but I still had a nagging feeling it was a genuine security procedure.

“Here put your hands nearer his hole so I can get a look up him.” My cock went stiff and hard as I felt them fingering my hole. “Get me some Vaseline! I’m going in to investigate”

“Hey what are all you lot looking at! This is an investigation.” I felt his finger coming up inside and he was soon massaging my gland and making my hellishly excited. I was near to orgasm when he withdrew.

“What was it like sir?” ventured one of the squaddies.

“Fucking .. er … well I found something in there and I’m not sure what it is”.

“It was his prostate gland sir. I could tell by the way his cock was responding as you worked your finger. It’s just that I was trained as a paramedic as you know sir”

“Yea OK but whatever it was I couldn’t quite reach far enough with my finger to be sure”

“May I offer something longer sir?” said another guy. There was much laughter by now and I had few remaining doubts about what they were really up to.

“You keep your cock to yourself. I’m doing this and I also have equipment suitable for the job in hand!” he said as he took his denim bottoms and pants off all in one. Any doubts were now banished when I saw his long straight shining cock as he applied some Vaseline. As he took his top off as well I remember thinking whatever he may have lacked it wasn’t muscles. He had the most fantastic fit body you could imagine.