Becoming a model patient

CHAPTER 6 – WEEK ONE – GETTING DOWN TO WORK

Tuesday morning and our team of four were bouncing with anticipation by the time we walked into the staff room, as expected Tom was waiting for us with a cheerful smile ready to outline our day ahead. Most of the day would be spent touring the campus going into all forty classes where our services will be provided. We will be introducing ourselves to the students with Tom outlining the role we would be playing in promoting their education. Sounded easy enough, although I felt nervous about having to talk about myself to a classroom full of students, not just once but forty times! Then if there was any spare time left we were free to use the gym if we wished to do so. Later on it would become a requirement that we regularly attended the gym.

After the first couple of classes we got into the swing of it and our speeches were free flowing and more confident. Everyone was welcoming and seemed genuinely interested in how we would assist their studies. Most of the questions revolved around the filming yesterday, word sure got round fast! Tom fielded all questions on this subject, simply stating that they would find out soon.

Unfortunately our timetable slipped, we managed to have a half hour lunch break but never got to use the gym, never mind there’s always tomorrow.

During the feedback session Tom again praised us saying we had done very well and the feedback he had received from his lecturers were positive and all thought introducing us into their classes next week would be a great idea. We replied that this was great news and that we were really looking forward to getting started properly next week. Don’t worry about next week Tom replied smiling ever so slightly, there’s plenty of work to do and experience to gain in the remainder of this week. Tom went on to explain that tomorrow (Wednesday) and Thursday mornings would be spent with the media team again, we would be having one to one sessions with them, then in the afternoon we were to report to the gym office and collect our personal training plans designed to increase our fitness, lose any excess weight we were carrying and generally buff our bodies up. There would be no need to report to the staff room until Friday morning unless we had any problems. With that he wished us good night and we went our separate ways home for the evening.

Wednesday was a complete change of pace for me. I reported to main reception and having met up with the media guys as planned I spent most of the morning sitting before a camera and the interviewer asking questions about my life’s experiences and aspirations; how I came to be working at the University; what I anticipated the job role to be like; what were my impressions of the University; did I feel the University was helping in the struggle to provide enough qualified medical staff for the UK; how far was I prepared to go in helping the University achieve its goals and so on. It didn’t take me long to work out the direction the questions were going and how they wanted me to answer. I ended up saying that I was prepared to do anything to help the University as I had already come to love it and the students felt like my family. The interviewer grinned broadly and said what a great compliment that was for the Uni. As I sat outside enjoying a quick sandwich for my lunch I reflected on how strange it felt to have spent all morning without being told to take my clothes off!

Once I felt refreshed I reported to the gym office and collected my training program and spoke to the gym instructor (Dave). He remembered me from the Monday filming session, we chatted briefly about that episode and how I was getting on in general while I quickly changed into my gym gear. Dave went through the program with me, showing me the equipment I needed to use and how to use them. Some students then came into the gym and indicated they needed to speak to him, so he apologised for having to go but promised he’d catch up with me later. After all the attention I had received this week it was good to have some time to myself while I went round the circuit taking my time to get the exercises correct and receive the most benefit from them. As I got to the last machine Dave returned and carried on chatting as if he’d never left and continued talking as he followed me into the changing rooms. I said I was going for a shower to freshen up, he said don’t mind me and followed me in still talking. Boy could he talk for England! I didn’t mind as he was a friendly, fit, good looking guy in his fifties and was laid back in his manner. Not only that, I remembered our contract and asking him to leave would be disrespectful and bad mannered. So there I was stark naked showering whilst discretely being ogled by the gym instructor. I guess the exhibitionist in me must have enjoyed it as I soon sported an erection without embarrassment, not even when Dave commented on the size of my cock.

Showering over, I casually dried myself and slowly dressed, I was playing a game in my mind on how long I could hold Dave’s attention. Forever apparently as he never let me out of his sight until I left the gym to go home.

Thursday was easier as the media team wanted film me using the swimming and sauna facilities, this would be part of their promotion drive to increase the use (read as profitability) of the facilities as until now they were running at a loss. The same warning signs from Monday were up again; strangely the place was busier than usual according to Dave (he’d appeared as if by magic).

Once the camera guy was ready to start filming I walked into the changing rooms accompanied by Dave. This time he was acting as my official guide and commentator for the film, his role was to sell the facilities while I provided the entertainment. Making sure that I behaved normally and ignored the camera totally I slowly undressed, folding my clothes up and placing them in a locker close by. I noticed that as I removed my boxer shorts the camera followed my actions, focusing on my behind as I bent down to pick the boxers off the floor and then on my swinging cock as I walked over and placed the shorts into the locker. As I was about to pull my Speedos on Dave diverted my attention as if to prolong my nakedness in front of the camera. After a few minutes he couldn’t prolong it any further and allowed me to pull the Speedos up. Strolling into the pool area I noticed that although the pool was busy a lane had been reserved for my sole use. Dave suggested I swim a few lengths until they indicated that enough footage had been recorded. In the end I only needed to swim five lengths before I was invited to climb out, rinse off under the cold shower to rinse the chlorine off before going for a sauna.

Dave explained that the saunas were single sex to prevent any shenanigans going on, so clothing was optional in this area. I decided to keep it realistic so I removed my Speedos (again noting the camera following my actions) but wrapped a towel around my middle for ‘modesty’ reasons as I walked into the sauna followed again by Dave and the camera guy. There were two other guys already in there, both wearing trunks as they’d seen the warning sign. Somehow whilst making small talk with them my towel managed to slip off me without me noticing and completely vanish, leaving me no choice but to carry on the session completely naked. Remembering my role here, I made no comment but I was beginning to suspect that these two guys could have been plants for the purpose of the filming. I quickly forgot about being naked and enjoyed the whole sauna experience (I made a note to myself to make sure I use these facilities whenever I had spare time as it was so relaxing). Eventually time was called on the session and I was free to take a shower and call it a day. I left having the distinct feeling that Dave would like to get to know me better if given the chance.

I was looking forward to Friday morning as I hadn’t spoken to Tang, Ethan or Marc since Tuesday, having only seen them fleetingly as our timetables had taken us in different directions and I was curious to know what they had been doing. I bounded up the stairs of the Lecture Complex to the top floor to find that the other guys were already waiting for me. Obviously they were as keen as me to see what would be happening today, the last day of our first week. The staff room was empty except for us, so we took the opportunity to make ourselves a coffee and catch up on our activities over the last couple of days, we laughed and joked so much that we didn’t notice Tom, Peter and Adam enter the room. We all jumped at their good mornings, making them laugh too.

Once pleasantries were over we all sat round the large oval table (where I’d originally been interviewed) and Tom began the review of the last four days. In brief they were very impressed with all four of us, we had shown outstanding professionalism and willingness to complete any task put in front of us. If we continued in the same way then we were destined to become very valued members of staff indeed. The Media Team had virtually finished compiling the first set of promotional videos for the University and the posters were with the printers at the moment. We would be offered first viewing before being released to the general public. We expressed our interest and amazement that we were going to be ‘stars’.

Well, first things first said Adam. There is the small matter of the weekly medical that you all need to pass before this week can be signed off as being complete and you get your first wage packet. We said fine, after all what else can happen that we haven’t already experienced? Adam merely smiled. He explained that the purpose of the medicals were to check our general health, fitness levels and if any issues needed to be addressed from activities in the previous week. As this was the first week there should have been little change from the interview medical but the University needed to follow procedures all the same. Fair enough I thought taking care of our well being can only be for the good. Right guys, who wants to go first? Marc said he’d get it over with and set the pace for the rest of us, giving us a wink and followed Adam over to the consultation area. Tom and Peter gestured to us to follow them over to the lounging chairs nearby so that we would have an unrestricted view of the proceedings so we’d know what to do when it came to our turn.

Adam asked Marc strip naked, which he did without hesitation. I could see why, boy, was he one hell of a beefy guy. Heavy set but mainly muscle, close cropped hair with a short goatee and only a smattering of body hair. What drew my attention was his large pendulous cock, it had to be about five inches long when soft and decently thick and sat above a decent pair of balls. As he removed his pants he gave them a tug to release them and set his cock bouncing. Mmm, yum yum I thought! Adam wasted no time in starting his measurements. First came blood pressure, heart rate, reaction tests, then he weighed Marc before measuring his muscles and testing his flexibility. On completion he asked Marc to turn round and bend over the couch, he did so using his elbows to support himself and closed his eyes in anticipation. Adam pulled on a pair of latex gloves and put a generous amount of lube onto his index finger. Gently he slid his finger up the exposed puckered hole, bringing a sigh from Marc’s lips, feeling around before withdrawing it and asking Marc to turn around. He did so, revealing a massive hard on which had to be at least nine inches in length. Adam thanked him and asked him to rejoin us, but he was to remain naked for the time being.

Ethan stood up as Marc approached, slapped him on the back before commenting “well done big fella, I guess I’ll go next.” Ethan quickly stripped without being asked to revealing his slim youthful body, modest musculature and fine covering of blonde hairs. He initially covered his crown jewels before taking his hands away exposing a decent sized package. He stood to attention during the tests as if he felt a little awkward, when asked to turn around he seemed almost relieved to be facing away from us and in his eagerness he backed onto Adam’s finger drawing a chuckle from the rest of us. On turning around he too sported a hard on of a decent six inches, again he was instructed to remain naked and to rejoin us. He gave me a bashful smile before swapping places with Tang.

Tang went next, stripped slowly, folding his clothes neatly before turning around giving us a big grin which made us laugh. His virtually hair-free body made him appear younger than his thirty years but did show his six-pack off to perfection! Unfortunately (to my taste at least) he was not only petite in stature but also petite down below, even after the prostate examination. What he lacked in size he made up in personality and gave me a high five as I got up to take my turn.

As I stood and removed my clothes I wondered what the others made of my appearance, what with the olive skin tones and black hair which covered most of my chest, arms and legs (but thankfully not too much on my back). I was quite proud of my package, it wasn’t as big as Marc’s but at least I came in second. Having a finger up my arse was nowhere near as embarrassing as walking back to group with a hard on bobbing with every step. Once I was sitting down Adam started to give his feedback on the examinations.

Over all it was positive, we’d all started to show signs of losing excess weight but it was a little early to see any muscle building happening. Our health was good and showing no signs of stress etc. There was only one area of concern he had which was also shared by Peter and Tom. All four of us were displaying signs that our anal ring muscles were tighter than they should be and would almost certainly cause us significant problems in the coming weeks if nothing was done to rectify the situation. We looked non-plussed and asked him to elaborate. Adam looked up from his report and flipped through it until he found the page he was looking for. He said that I was only 27% flexible as I need to be, Ethan was 17%, Tang 13% and Marc only 10%. These figures were very worrying and put the whole project at risk. Shit we said in unison, what could we do to help? Peter took over from Adam, saying that as observers they were unable to recommend a suitable course of action but they did have a muscle development specialist they could call in for guidance provided we were prepared to follow whatever his recommendations were. Hell yes, we agreed, our new found careers were at risk. Fair enough, Peter nodded confirming he would set the ball rolling and that we could take a relief break for fifteen minutes while we waited for the specialist to arrive.

Fifteen minutes later as we waited expectantly, Dave entered the staff room to all of our surprise. Looking at the shock on our faces Peter explained that Dave is a specialist in all muscles of the human body so we were in very capable hands and that we were to follow his instructions to the letter if we were to overcome this serious problem. Dave asked us to follow him to the wet area (uh oh I thought, I’ve been here before) explaining that if he was going to be able to accurately analyse the problem and provide us with a solution then he needed a clean hole to work with. He said he knew that we had already met the hose and hollow butt plug before so didn’t need us to explain its workings to us, the only thing he wanted to know was did we want him to clean us out or would we work on each other. The latter would be preferable as it would be good team building and we would learn to trust and appreciate one another. Good point I thought, so I offered to go first and asked Marc to clean me out. Tang asked Ethan to clean him out and I cleaned Ethan. Marc seemed reluctant but then Tang’s gentle manner won him round and we finally got to see that muscled butt raised up in the air with a hose coming out of it. Once we were all done and towelled off, Dave asked us to climb up onto one of the sofas. Our knees were to be on the seat and chests resting on the back in doing so presenting our four rears to him in a row. Peter, Tom and Adam wandered over and perched on a nearby table watching the proceedings intently. With latex gloves already on, Dave walked up behind us and carefully applied lubricant to all our holes. Then telling us to push backwards, he inserted first one finger, then two and if possible three fingers to establish our anal elasticity. With Marc he only managed one and that was with difficulty. When he commented on this, Marc turned his head and said “What do you expect? Up until this week I’ve never had anything up there.” He performed this test twice before seeming satisfied with his findings and walked over to the three men to give them his recommendations.

Once we’d wiped ourselves clean and sat back down with the others Dave summed up his findings for our benefit and what exercises he recommended for each of us. With Marc he said he had no option but to take things slowly, he recommended using butt plugs at least twice per day, starting off small before working up to larger sizes. With Ethan and Tang as they were a little more developed he recommended a similar routine but this time it would be using dildos. Lastly with me, I could use either of these tools but he thought I would make faster progress if he used digital stretching on me, did I have any objection if he carried this out? It would keep things more professional and there couldn’t be any claims of a conflict of interest if Adam did it. Put it that way how could I object, plus I liked Dave so it was no problem as far as I could see. Peter concurred with this idea as Tom, Adam and he needed to remain impartial observers when recording our progress. So that was settled then.

As it was nearly lunchtime Tom suggested we get dressed, have something to eat and be back in the staff room an hour from now. Over lunch we discussed the morning events and how we felt about it, I couldn’t believe how laid back Marc was considering he was straight and had children. I quizzed him about this, he simply said he was comfortable with his sexuality; the money was too good to pass by; he enjoyed showing off his body and he didn’t care if the eyes watching were male or female. Fair enough, I thought.

On returning to the staff room, we did a double take as we looked at the oval interviewing table. There was a huge selection of butt plugs and dildos neatly standing in groups according to size and width. Dave beckoned us over and explained he’ll be selecting the ones we needed for our exercises (including me). He told us to strip again and assume the position on the sofa again, we must have looked a picture – four raised bums in a row. I felt my hole being lubed up and the head of a dildo briefly being inserted then removed. Then another one pushed in, this time a little bigger, again it was withdrawn and the final one was inserted. It was uncomfortable but at least it was taken out again straight away. Dave indicated I could get up, take hold of the three dildos he’d given me and sit down while he deals with the other three guys. I was impressed with the length of the dildos, they were at least twelve inches long and even the smallest was wider than my own cock, the largest was wider than my wrist! I watched as Ethan and Tang were fitted with their dildos, it was so erotic that I quickly sported a hard on much to Dave’s amusement. When Ethan and Tang were finished they sauntered over to me showing their trophies. We commented on the fact they had six dildos each: three were six inches in length and the other three were the same length as mine, they varied in width but their largest ones were about the same width as my middle sized dildo. We then watched in awe as Dave worked his magic on Marc’s hole, managing to get several butt plugs of increasing size into it before having to admit defeat on a medium sized one. “Ok big guy, that’s enough for now”. With a groan Marc stood up and stretched, sporting a semi-hard on which made me raise an eyebrow. Dave gave Marc four butt plugs, one of which was bigger than he’d managed to take today.

Dave provided us all with gym bags to keep the butt plugs and dildos safe along with a can of Crisco each. Giving us a serious look he asked us to use the equipment at least once per day and to treat our bodies with respect, never pushing them beyond their limits and to make sure we cleaned ourselves out thoroughly beforehand. He also suggested that the best time to do it would be when we got home after having completed our exercise regimes because our bodies would be more relaxed and accepting of the intrusions. Turning to me, he said that I am to report to his office after my exercises where he will administer the digital stretching there. He reminded us that our efforts and achievements would be assessed in our next medical the following Friday.

Tom entered the staff room, nodding a greeting to us and asked Dave if he was finished with us. Dave confirmed that he was. Tom informed us that we were now free to go and enjoy an early finish, make the most of it he joked – it will be the last for a few weeks. He then handed us each a brown envelope containing £500 cash asking us to be in the staff room on Monday morning nice and early so he can outline our timetables for the week ahead. Thanking him we dressed and made our exit having put our pay packets in a safe place. I wished the other guys farewell and headed home for a chill out weekend.

CHAPTER 7 – WEEK TWO – ANATOMY CLASS

Monday morning already, and here I was again waiting in the staff room with the other guys comparing notes on our respective weekends and how quickly it had passed. We had put our gym bags into our lockers for use later on today. Right on time Tom walked briskly into the staff room and joined us with a cheerful smile. Welcome to the beginning of your second week and this is where your real work starts, up to now it has just been preparation and assessing your aptitude and willingness to accept new challenges (which we’re very satisfied with at present).

He gave each of us a timetable; each day would be basically the same except for Friday when we would have the compulsory medical. This was my time table:

Monday to Thursday: 9.00 – 12.00 Anatomy class, 12.00 - 13.00 Lunch, 13.00 – 16.00 Anatomy class,
16.00 – 17.00 Exercises in Gym, 17.00 – 18.00 Digital stretching

Friday: 9.00 – 12.00 Anatomy class, 12.00 - 13.00 Lunch, 13.00 – 16.00 Anatomy class,
16.00 – 18.00 Medical

It seemed simple enough; although I was slightly apprehensive I was reassured by the fact that we had already met the students so they would exactly be total strangers. All too soon it was time for us to go to our classes, we had a group hug and wished each other good luck and we’d meet up again at lunch time.

I walked down the stairs to the second floor, along the corridor to the main lecture theatre doors and knocked briskly on the door. Upon hearing a “come in” I stepped inside to face a room full of expectant students and the lecturer bouncing over to greet me and warmly shake my hand. He introduced himself as Neil and understood that this was my first class as a model patient, so he would be gentle with me which drew a chuckle from the students. Turning to the class he introduced me as “Joseph” and as already explained he will be helping us demonstrate the physical and practical aspects of medical practices. This lesson with be covering anatomy and utmost respect is to be shown to Joseph throughout.