Blue Lagoon at the Watercooler

“So there I was with a dick in my mouth and the guy asking me to stick a finger in his ass!”
“Ew! No fuckin’ way!”
“Totally!”

My co-workers are completely neurotic and homophobic and it has driven me to the point of thinking of self-oblivion. Yet here I sit day in and day out, pushing papers from one stack to another. I almost wanted to throw a stapler at the two twits and tell them to take a hike, but luckily I did not have too. Just before I had gotten the chance Mr. Baker, some new manager in another part of the company, made sure to break up the conversation. I sat there in pure admiration as his piercing blue eyes sat below his stern brow. The eloquent words he used fell from his soft lips as if from a low viola playing in the corner by the water-cooler. We didn’t work in the same department, but whenever he was in my area, I took every chance to stare at those eyes, falling fast into them and waking up with a hard-on and having to think of Aunt Bonnie naked in order to calm myself down.

Jane, my best friend for the past two years, plopped a stack of forms onto my desk. I quickly sat back in my seat and stared up at her in bewilderment. She smiled and spoke to me with her dirty british accent,
“Here now, if you keep staring at him like that, you’ll burn a hole through his two hundred dollar blazer!”
“Oh, please!” I said, placing the forms in their correct piles like a programmed machine. “It’s at least four hundred…”

She giggled and proceeded to rest herself on the edge of my desk.
“My dear boy! If you don’t do something about that bloak, I’ll have to strangle you!”
“Me!? There’s no way he’s gay. At least he wouldn’t be honest about it. No one in that sort of situation would be…”
“There you go again with your assumptions you sod!” she stood up and came around my desk. After dragging me across the hallway up to his door, she motioned for me to knock.
“What!? Are you insane?”
“Oh would just go ahead and talk to him! You think I don’t notice the way he sneaks a peak or two at your rump every time you drop something?”
“Yeah right. Like he would ever…”
“Can I… help you?”

I paused in horror, dreading having to turn my head to see Mr. Baker standing there with door open. I cleared my throat and turned my head to see his gaze… I’ve often thought about how long it would take me to swim through those lagoons…

“Pardon me, Mr. Baker. Justin here would just like to have a word with you.” Jane nudged me in my side.
“Oh, really?” asked Mr. Baker with a slightly amused look on his face.
“Goddamn you Jane!” I whispered in her ear.
“What was that?” asked Mr. Baker.
“N-nothing sir…” I stammered.
“Please, call me Ralph. And I’ll gladly see you. I just happen to have a break in my schedule.”
“Ah… um…” was all that came out before I was whisked in by Mr. Bak… err… Ralph. I looked back and found Jane giving me a wink before I shot a laser from my death stare. Ralph took a seat behind his desk and pointed to the chair in front of it,
“Please… sit.”

I thanked him and sat, staring at the things on his desk, trying to not let my gaze fall on his eyes for too long. We sat there in silence for a few centuries before I cleared my throat.
“Throat lozenge?” he asked, holding up a pack of cough drops.
“N-no, thank you.”
“So what is it that you wanted to see me about?”
“Um… well… I just wanted to say… that is… um…” I looked up and was immediately captured by them. “You have the most exquisite eyes I have ever seen…”

My stomach slid off the chair and made a ‘sploosh’ sound as it fell on the ground. I sat there in complete and utter disbelief that I had not only just praised a practically complete stranger’s eyes, but had revealed the fact that I was one of the biggest stalkers he had probably ever met. My sleeve was sopping wet with all the sweat that was coming off of my forehead.
Ralph laughed and placed a hand on my shoulder. I jumped in shock when I realized he had gotten up and walked around his desk. I turned and looked up at him as he caressed my chin with his soft, yet firm hand.

“I had a feeling you were going to say that.” He then walked over to his door and locked it, closing the shades. “Actually, I should confess to my own staring fits. I just couldn’t help myself from looking at your rear-end for the past couple weeks.”

“Well… I kinda thought my ass was cute, and I guess you could say that this is proof of it.”
“Oh, I would definitely say so.” He picked me up by the arm and landed his tongue in my mouth as we kissed hard for several minutes. He ran his hands through my short brown hair as I grabbed at his muscled back. His hands traveled down my back and proceeded to grab my ass cheeks. I gasped at the surge of pleasure from the sensation, having little time to react to him lifting me up and setting me on his desk. Ralph quickly threw his tie off and fumbled over his shirt buttons as I followed suit. I looked into his eyes and he returned the gaze. I could feel that this was something he had wanted to do for a long time; I just could not believe that this was happening.

Soon we were both completely naked, my bare ass getting goose bumps from the cool wood of his desk and his hard shaft rubbing against my leg as we kissed some more. He then proceeded to start a kissing trail down my neck, across my nipples, over the bumps of my six-pack and belly button, before engorging himself on my cock. My arms that were supporting me were about to give out from the ecstasy that was bursting through my veins. He sucked with such ferocity that I just wanted to let go of everything at shoot my load in his hot mouth.

However, I was able to come to my senses in time and put a hand on his shoulder to tell him to stop. I then traded places with him and with his balls in one hand and his monstrous dick in the other, I went to town, working my tongue and spit up and down the fat juicy rod. He moaned and placed his hand on the back of my head. He gently pumped into my mouth, I gladly obliged, only gagging on the head a couple times. I could tell he enjoyed it as he gave an extra strong pump when that happened.

Before long he had to stop himself from unloading in my mouth and rose me back up to give me a little tongue before bending me over his desk. He whispered with his velvety voice for me to spread my legs as he separated my ass cheeks, exposing my rosy knot. I let out a moan that I had never had the opportunity to experience before, as Ralph buried his faced into my crack. I felt his lips surround my pucker and his tongue play with it. He poked through once in a while, making sure to give attention to the surrounding area. My sphincter tightened as he licked away at my hole.

“Fuck me!” I moaned as my eyes rolled into the back of my head. I lightly bit on my arm as I restrained myself from moaning even louder than I had before. Ralph got up and went to his desk drawer to pull out a condom. He quickly slipped it on and grabbed my shoulder as he poked the head on my anus. I breathed in heavy as it popped in and the rest quickly followed behind. I seemed to wait forever before the whole thing was all the way in, the hairs of his trimmed pubs brushing against the top of my ass.

I looked behind me to see him throw his head back as he rammed my ass. It was at just the right speed, making a slight smacking sound as his hip slammed against my ass. My dick dripped all over the side of his desk, I dared not touch it, for I knew that I would be all done with just one rub. He continued to plow my hole, the intensity reconfirmed the notion that he had wanted to do this for a while now. He continued to play and tease my hole as he would pull out, let my sphincter readjust itself, and then ram it back up there. I had to bite on my tie that still hung around my neck just to keep myself from crying out for the whole world to hear outside the door. After a few minutes of that position, he stopped and sat in his chair,
“Come over here and ride it. I want you to stare into my eyes as I fuck the hell out of you.”

I walked over and was about to sit down on his cock, but he decided to play with my hole even more as he pushed me back so that I sat with my ass spread open, exposed to the world. I wriggled around, the cool air on my crack felt ever so good as he massaged my ass with his big hands, a finger sliding over my knot here and there. Of course, I would not be the only one getting teased. I return the favor by pulling on his dick real hard, then gentle stroking it, going back and forth between the two.

Before long, I was gently bouncing on his shaft and fully immersed in his kiss. I sunk into the vast blueness of his eyes as my ass was impaled over and over by the huge stick that waited below it. I felt it with every nerve in my body as my fuck-hole slid down the shaft. I was breathing hot and heavy, my dick oozing pre-cum as I thought of the fact that I was spread open with his dick up my ass, and all those people outside his door, having no clue what was going on in here. With a couple rubs of my dick on his stomach and my load had found a home all over his chest. He also came in time to shoot all over my back and ass. We sat there in exhaustion, me staring into his eyes.

“I can’t believe we just did that,” I said as I tried to find my breath.
“Then you probably won’t believe it when I throw you on this desk in a little bit and fuck you missionary.”

I giggled, “Nor will Jane when I tell her about this at the water cooler later.”
“Then I guess she’ll be hearing a lot of these stories.”
“Well, I never turned down a good story… or a good dick for that matter.” I kissed him again. “Ready to go?”
“What kind of company manager would I be if I couldn’t rise to the occasion?” Ralph said as his already hard shaft tapped against the small of my back. I looked at his deep blue eyes and smirked,
“What are you the manager of again?”