Folsom Street Fair 2012...

For any of you who haven't heard of the Folsom Street Fair, it is an annual San Francisco event that is a far cry from the run of the mill street fairs that most of us are familiar with. It stretches 13 city blocks and runs a close second to the city's Pride Parade in June in terms of turn out.

Three years ago, friends in San Francisco talked me into attending. It was, as one of them phrased it, "The real and true celebration of gay pride- the raw and unrestrained worship of cock!" I went, and was blown away. I have returned every year since and wanted to share the experiences I had during this years fair.

Before leaving my host's apt., the glass pipe was passed around which I am told is a popular precursor for locals planning to attend the fair. Once inside the fair, this tradition has to be at least partially responsible for the complete lack of inhibition of the hundreds of men who, like my friends and I, removed our clothes, and spent the remainder of the day in sneakers, a backpack, and a cock ring!

A row of port a potties line the street, but there are also rows of human urinals crouched down against closed storefronts and sometimes with lines formed to wait their turn. This year, one man had a funnel face mask on and was especially popular. He too was naked and fondled his cock as one man after another pissed into the funnel.

One of my friends and I joined the human urinal team for 20 minutes, during which time I drank the piss of 6 different men. Afterwards, we moved down to watch a young man sitting on the curb masturbating. We were part of an audience of 20-25 men, most of us masturbating as we watched. When the young man shot his load, the crowd applauded and moved on.

What is incredible is the excitement of walking down the crowded street with a fully erect penis and seeing so many other men in just the same state. During the day, countless men, young and old, would fondle my cock as I stood or passed by, in what is known as the "San Francisco Handshake". As we moved down the street, we saw a vendor selling sex toys.

A crowd of men had gathered around the selection of animal dildos. K9 knots have long been popular (I have a double knot that is a real workout) but the vendor was also pushing San Francisco's number one selling fetish dildo- a 21 inch stallion dildo with life like pink, black and white coloring.

For anyone needing the sales pitch, about 10 feet from the vendors table was a naked young guy in his 20s, laying on the sidewalk surrounded by a huge crowd, working the huge dildo in and out of his ass with both hands. The look on his face was a combination of sheer bliss and the raw pain that accompanies that bliss when the ass is stretched open. Everyone had their cameras out!

By mid afternoon, many in the crowd have been partying for hours. Men line the curbs sucking cock and even fucking. A group of compulsive masturbators has swelled to 20 or so men, all leaning against a wall gooning for hour after hour. One man was babbling and drooling and had been at it since 9 that morning.

We walked towards a crowd that had gathered around an alcove used to store a dumpster belonging to an adjacent store. I remembered the site from the previous year and knew it would be of particular interest to me. Pushing our way to the front, we came across two old black homeless men with their pants dropped to their feet. This was another popular San Fran pastime- hobosex.

I have long had an obsession for straight old black men and several years ago got into picking up these old guys. A San Franciscan hobosexual, I am told, now brings in a couple of these old guys for those so inclined. At their feet was a small box filled with $10 bills. For a 5 minute turn, many of us in the crowd dropped to our knees and sucked on these old black men.

They both wore cock rings so they could keep up their stamina. A man in the crowd said that last year, one old man made $840 in 7 hours! I don't know how they avoid cumming but the same man said that by the end its only flaccid cock sucking.

And so goes the Folsom Fair. If you need even more encouragement to attend next years event, do a Folsom fair image search. Make sure you turn off your safe search though to see the REAL fun....