Multi-storey shag

When I go cruising in the woods near where I live it is quite likely that I will catch two or more guys in the more secluded places having sex. Blokes are still careful but some cruise areas are so remote that the only ones who go there are after one thing and risks can be safely taken. Also, because by now nearly all the faces of the blokes who cruise the area are familiar, there is no attempt to pretend that they are just having an innocent day out with nature. But then what is innocent to one person may be quite revolting to another. Unfortunately we live in an age where gay practices are regarded as disgusting by the majority if not all of the straight population.

But having got used myself to seeing guys getting it on with each other in some sheltered spot away from children, dog walkers and others who would be offended I was surprised when I nearly tripped over a couple who were shagging on one of the floors of a multi-storey car park. Up and till a few months ago the car park had had a toilet on the ground floor which was very active but for no given reason it was closed and has since remained so.

I used to use the cottage myself and I was usually quite successful in picking someone up at the urinal and then taking them into the disabled toilet, for which I had acquired a key, and getting my end away in whatever way mutually satisfied us both in relative privacy. It would never have crossed my mind to shag in the open air as this couple were. But then I thought about it and realised that they were not actually on the car deck but at the top of one the stairwells used by the public to access the various floors and so not in immediate view of anybody.

Besides the car park is made of concrete and unless you are wearing carpet slippers then anybody mounting the steps to the top deck will be heard long before they've reached the floor where the two blokes were. As the car park was never full the chance of anybody parking on the top deck was minimal and besides they could be observed through the glass of the door leading from the stairwell to the deck. It was, therefore, a relatively safe place to drop your trousers and get it on.

Since it was so unlikely that anyone would go to that level of the car park, how was it that I was there that day? I worked for the council and it was my job to check the state of all the car parks that first of all they were clear of litter and secondly that the outlets that allowed rainwater to run into the drains were free of debris. This meant I walked from floor to floor and did a complete circuit of each deck. I could use any of the staircases and I only walked around the perimeter so I had not been heard or been visible at any time to the two guys until I used their stairwell to descend again.

It's pretty hard to disguise the fact that you have your cock inside someone's bum when both your trousers are down and the one in front is bending over. These two were in exactly that position. Only one of them had seen me at first and I could see in his face an expression, which was not so much fear as it was only me against two of them, but confusion as to what he should do now he had been caught in the act. I could imagine the thoughts running through his head.

'Do I pull my cock out pull up my pants and try to act natural by walking down the stairs. Or should I just carry on fucking this guy and bollocks to the consequences.'

Seeing them had made me instantly horny and I rubbed my crutch where my cock was rapidly growing and smiled at him.

'Hi,' I said. 'Got room for another one?'

At this the guy who was being fucked and was bent over looked at me and nearly fainted. I went up to him, undid my flies and whipped my dick out. It's amazing how quickly someone can recover from a shock. He had his lips wrapped around my hardening member before anybody could utter another word. The bloke in his arse started pounding him again.

I love threesomes and in particular spit-roasting. But I do prefer it if it is me on the spit. I thought I would use the small amount of authority I had to get me in that position.

'I'm from the council, you know,' I said to the guy who was topping the other. 'I could report you but I won't if you'll let me have some of your cock.'

He didn't seem at all phased by my threat.

'I've got enough for you as well as him,' he said. 'So wait your turn and I'll gladly screw you.'

I carried on having my cock sucked for a few minutes more and then the top bloke pulled out and ordered me to drop my trousers down to my ankles and bend over. I did so without hesitation while the top replaced the condom on his rather large cock. He pulled a tube out of his pocket and from it put grease on his fingers which was then applied to my hole. His cock followed shortly after and since he had had his foreplay with the other guy he pushed into me with one stroke going right in up to his balls. I let out a short cry of pain which he took no notice of and then I felt him pumping a good six inches of his nine inch cock in and out of my arse at a furious rate.

Was he doing this because he was having a go at me for threatening me? I didn't care. I liked what he was doing and let him have his way. The chap who he had been fucking was standing in front of me and I grabbed his cock. It was only average length but with one in my arse as well it fitted my mouth perfectly and I made the most of being spit-roasted. I was fucked at both ends for about ten minutes and then they changed over. This time I had a large cock in my mouth which I managed to deep-throat. The smaller one in my arse belonged to an expert fucker who proved that length is not important if you know how to use it, and he did.

I was fucked for about ten minutes again and then we all changed places. The bloke who had originally been spit-roasted bent over and I drove my dick in him while I saw the tool of the other guy slip into his mouth. This time we went at it for real and I shot my load first followed by the guy I was fucking. He then pulled off the cock he was sucking at the last moment and got a faceful of cream which I managed to lick off him. When we had finished I put my condom in the plastic bag I carry with me as part of my rounds and the others put theirs in as well. We pulled up our trousers and left without saying a word more. It's odd how we can spend time being really intimate with each other and then when it's over we go back to being strangers again.

I was the last to leave as I still had some more inspecting to do. Afterwards I wrote in my report:-

'Top deck – Some outlet pipes needed opening up with a rod and there was a mess that might have been better being sucked up but it was dealt with nevertheless.'

I made no mention of the ways and means but I'm hopeful that I will be called upon to carry out a similar service soon.