Sex With a Man Stud

Okay, so Im 59 years old. I have pink hair and green eyes that shine like an emerald sea. My skin is slightly tan and I have a small flaky beard and mustache.
Now that you know what I look like heres my name: Harold.

So I work at a sushi parlor in russia. And I wanted to tell you about a little encounter I had with this really hot guy.

One day I was squishing raw crabs onto blocks of vinegar rice, and then I saw him. He walked in, looking all handsome and testosterone ladden with this big stupid grin on his face.
I threw the crabs at him.
Then jumped over the counter and landed infront of him.
He was a tall stud. Steaming male sexuality, with arms the size of logs and strong iron thighs. Every part of him bulged with yucky veins and stretch marks.
"You..." I faltered for no less then a second.
"I want to fuck you!!" I declared.

He nodded, then pulled down his trousers to reveal a 12 foot cock, bulging and ready.
The little size queen inside of me screamed with rage.
"What are you a midget down there!" I demanded, then pulled down my pants and showed my ass, to demonstrate how stretched it was and that only a elephants foot would suffice.
But then I remembered that I was going to do the "fucking"
"Get on your knees!"
"okay" he said sheepishly and got on his hands and knees, exposing his asshole.
I squealed.
"Noo!"

For it was a pin sized hole, barely recognizable to the human eye.
"Give it to mee!" he said sensually and raised his ass higher.
I scratched my head and thought.

To be continued...