We Got Really Dirty

A short time back I met a guy on a gay hook-up site and we clicked almost immediately. We just seemed to have a lot in common. After going back and forth online for a while we finally agreed to meet so I invited him over one evening for a few beers and some BBQ.

The evening was going really well- we ate then sat out on my deck and just talked for a couple hours. He had brought some weed with him so we smoked a few joints as well as enjoyed the beers. Somehow- I don't remember exactly- our conversation suddenly turned to fetishes and we started to joke around about weird stuff that just turns us on. I think it was him who went first, saying that sex in public was a major turn-on for him. I replied that I loved to watch guys masturbate- and the conversation just went on and on with weirder and weirder stuff that turned us on.

It was getting late, and we were getting drunker and more stoned. The conversation was starting to play itself out and we hit that point of not having much else to say to each other. There was like a couple minutes of uncomfortable silence when all of the sudden he blurts out, "Now tell the truth... What is your absolute secret, dirtiest fantasy? No holds bared. I want to hear something you would never dare tell another person."

I smiled and paused, then answered, "Really?" He nodded. I looked down and felt my face go flush. I had never told another soul this in my entire life. Then I looked up, smiled and said "I always have fantasized about scat play. I want to play with another guy's shit. Have him squat over me and take a huge dump right on me and maybe take a dump on him too- then just get plain nasty, filthy, dirty with him."

He smiled then laughed a bit. "You're kidding, right?" he said. I answered "No." He paused then slid his chair forward a bit and semi-whispered "Me too."

"Whoa!" I answered, "hot!" He chuckled a bit, then looked around. "It's dark, your backyard is hidden from the neighbors. I could get into it if you could." My jaw just dropped open. I didn't know what to say and just blurted out "Well not on my deck!" He laughed and replied "No- really. How about down on your lawn? Then we can get as messy as we want to. I think I could manage to squeeze some out if you could!" I thought for a second then just smiled, got up and walked down the steps from my second story deck to the lawn below. He followed and when we got down there we both tossed off our shorts and t-shirts. We stared and each other's naked bodies for a few, me admiring his now stiff six inch uncut cock, when he suddenly said "Lay down on your back." I complied and he stood over me, looked down and said "Where you want it?" I answered. "Go for it- what the hell. On my face."

He smiled and replied "Really? You never done this before?" I answered "Really. And I never have done it before." And so it started.

I won't go into all the details- but we got REAL nasty and REAL messy. Both of us ended up covered from head to toe with each other's shit. We smeared it all over each other then sucked cock, licked ass, kissed, bit nipples, fucked each other raw- the whole nine yards. The evening even included a little late night snack right from the hole for both of us. We must have kept it up for a little over an hour right out in the open, under the stars in my lawn. When we had enough I grabbed the garden hose and we sprayed each other down then went inside and climbed in my shower together. He ended up spending the night and most of the next day. We continued our relationship for about a half a year, when he announced one afternoon that he was moving down to San Diego. We kept in touch for a while, but I never saw him in person again.